Jokes and Riddles TIME!!!

1. Why is six afraid of seven?

- because seven 'ate' nine!

2. Why did Superman cross the road?

- to get to supermarket.

3. What room has no walls?

- mushroom.

4. Why can't you get a picture of a man with a wooden leg?

- because the wooden leg is not a camera.

5. What happens when you throw a GREEN rock into the RED sea?

- it gets wet. (sungguh bodoh)

6. What do you get when you graduate from scuba diving school?

- a deep-loma

7. Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"

Nurse: "No. Is it missing?!"

8. How can you tell that there's a drummer at your front door?

- the knocking gets faster and faster.

9. A 55 year old man bought a new BMW, and while out driving around one day, began to feel the awesome power and speed of the car. Before he realized it, he was doing 90 mph and lights begin to flash in his rear view mirror.

The man floored it, thinking the cop would never keep up. Soon he was doing 150 mph. Just then he realized that the cop could easily call for back up and block the road ahead, so he decided to pull over.

As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the man, "Look, it's Friday and I'm at the end of my shift. If you can give me a good excuse that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and responded to the cop.

"O.K. Look. A couple of weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer, and when I saw the lights, I thought it was HIM trying to return HER."

10. One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the village idiot.

"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"

"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."